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STOP Saying This to Lifeguards

I was a lifeguard for 3 years. The pickup lines got worse and worse. Here’s what not to say or do EVER. Please oh please.

I used to lifeguard all year round. During the summer we’d wear tank tops and sandals. In the winter we bundled up in layers and rotated from one lifeguard shack to another. The worst part was how late we’d stay open. The later it got the creepier the flirting. Here’s some funny, creepy experiences.

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